And I recall the day when Moochelle offered to blow me in a Greyhound bus station men's room for ten dollars. She said she was raising money for her husbands' Senate race, and that if he ever made it to the Presidency, she would be charging twenty. Needless to say, I turned her down. She looked nasty, had dirt on her knees and just didn't seem very pleasant.
Herman Cain apparently touched everyone. Women he passed on the street, every singe teacher he had in high school, and all the reporters covering the touching story. It was like a hobby or an obsession. If he's elected to the Presidency, it will be Bill and Monica all over again, not that there was anything wrong with that.
And I recall the day when Moochelle offered to blow me in a Greyhound bus station men's room for ten dollars.
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Needless to say, I turned her down. She looked nasty, had dirt on her knees and just didn't seem very pleasant.
hahhaha.. thanks for the lols Heath!
ReplyDeleteHerman Cain apparently touched everyone. Women he passed on the street, every singe teacher he had in high school, and all the reporters covering the touching story. It was like a hobby or an obsession. If he's elected to the Presidency, it will be Bill and Monica all over again, not that there was anything wrong with that.
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