Tom The Chicken......

Tom came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.   He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said,
'You died in your sleep, Tom.'.

 

Tom was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send
me back!'

St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that
is as a chicken.' 

Tom was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The
next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground.

A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?' 

'Not bad,' replied Tom the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm
gonna explode!'

'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an
egg before?' 'Never,' said Tom.

'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal. He
did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! He was overcome
with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg his joy
was overwhelming.. 

As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head,
and heard..... 



 




"Tom, wake up! You shit the bed!"

Getting OLD just ain't what they said it would be!


H/T to Tom H.