Monday, October 17, 2011

The Doctor's Office

When my doctor asked me about what I did yesterday, I described my day:

"Well, yesterday afternoon I waded across the edge of a lake, escaped from a mountain lion in the heavy brush, marched up and down a mountain, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand and jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake."

My doctor responded, "You must be an awesome outdoors man!"

"Well, no," I replied. "I'm just a terrible golfer."


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