Monday, August 15, 2011

Kids These Days..................

 


 Ring... ring.... ring..... "hello?"

"Hey Mia?"


"Yes?"


"Hi it's me Ethan, I just wanted to let you know

I'm grounded forever and might have to go live 

with my mother......sheesh"





"Why What did you do?"







"Well it WASN'T. when I....

"PLAYED IN THE PEANUT BUTTER"

"OR PLAYED DOCTOR WITH CINDY"

"DAD DIDN"T EVEN GET MAD WHEN I DRANK HIS BEER"


"HE WAS PISSED WHEN I HAD AN ACCIDENT BUT I STILL DIDN'T GET IN TROUBLE"





"WELL WHAT ELSE DID YOU DO?"

"WELL I PUT THE CAT IN THE DRYER and"

"I PEE"D ON THE WALL and"

"ME AND SIS DECIDED TO PAINT THE LIVING ROOM and"


"  I REMEMBER GIVING OLD MISTER FLANAGAN THE FINGER"


"BUT  I think  the last straw was kissing the baby sitter good bye and thats

WHEN Dad When NUTS and said I'm GROUNDED FOR EVER...

AND HES SENDING ME TO MY MOMS HOUSE......

.I Think he likes the babysitter......"









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