Monday, February 7, 2011

Monday Funny..... ( adult)


    Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and said  " So why are you here ? "

    The yellow Lab replied, " I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I  pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."

    The black Lab said, " So what’s the vet going to do ? "

    " Gonna cut my nuts off " came the reply from the yellow Lab. "They reckon it'll calm me down."

    The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked " So why are you here ?"

    The Black Lab said, " I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets.   But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my
    owners' couch."

    " So what are they going to do to you ? " the Yellow Lab inquired.

    " Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said.

    The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, " Why are you here?

    " I'm a humper,"  said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a  pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever.  I want to hump everything I see.  Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away."

    The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, " So, it's nuts off for you too, huh ?"

    The Great Dane said, " No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped ! "

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