Dan, as a hack myself that is one of the funniest of all time golf jokes I’ve ever heard.
I usually just comment to the beer cart gal after she gives her name with the question, is that your stage name? The good ones roll with it, the bitches get little tips.
The old 'step on the rake' gig.
ReplyDeleteNot your usual game of Whack Fuck, but just as funny
ReplyDeleteOh MAN! I am a master at Whack Fuck, but I did not know it had a name until now. Thank you.
DeleteAn even better game for me is Ouch God DAMN It!
"The last time I played golf, the only two good balls I hit was when I stepped on a rake." I don't recall where I heard that but credit is due.
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If it wasn't Rodney Dangerfield, it should have been.
DeleteThat was Cletus T. Judd, in 'It's a Great Day to Be a Guy'. Fun song, hilarious video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1pSkUanU10
DeleteIt was Cletus T. Judd, in 'It's a Great Day to Be a Guy'. Fun song, hilarious video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1pSkUanU10
DeleteDan, as a hack myself that is one of the funniest of all time golf jokes I’ve ever heard.
DeleteI usually just comment to the beer cart gal after she gives her name with the question, is that your stage name? The good ones roll with it, the bitches get little tips.
chuckling, maybe clean up your yard, shit for brains, and this won't be a concern.
ReplyDeleteRakes and hoes are leaned up ground side away or egde down. I swear it is like most people never watched cartoons
ReplyDeleteWonder if the rake teeth got a tire also. Expensive to replace.
ReplyDeleteNow, THAT takes Real Talent !!
ReplyDeleteThat you Irish?
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