He just needs to get laid.
I like this guy. My Dad was born in 1919 too, but only made it to 1999. I honestly cannot recall my Dad ever using foul language, and he did a lot of woodworking and car repair -- he used the phrase "the innate cussedness of inanimate matter". Maybe my Dad should have sworn more. I'll probably live to 100.
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