ANTIFA and Their Allies Demand That All Volkswagen Automobiles Be Removed From American Soil
After stumbling across an internet photograph showing Adolf Hitler dedicating the Wolfsburg, Germany VW factory in 1938 and with hundreds of Swastika banners and Confederate flags in the background, members of Antifa, BLM, and a myriad of other commie organizations have partnered with race baiting mayors, governors, and some members of Congress to demand that all Volkswagens be removed from the United States. The fate of Daimler-Benz and BMW were not known at the time of this writing. However, insiders confirm that if support is strong enough they too will cave to the mounting pressure and retreat to Eurostan. All three of the giant automakers have issued apologies for participating in the Holocaust and are discussing terms of repatriations to people who may have been scarred as a result of being exposed to any of the many emblems of hate which have bedecked the automakers products for decades. Staff from Mercedes and BMW freely admit they were just as guilty as VW in contributing to NAZI Germany's war effort.
"Symbols of white supremacy and those known to associate with such regimes will no longer be tolerated or allowed to go unmolested. Those NAZIs were bad, but I don't think every one of the German soldiers owned two hundred slaves like the Confederate soldiers did," said a tearful snowflake who was proudly wearing a shirt fashioned from a communist era Russian flag .
Meanwhile near the Chattanooga, Tennessee VW factory thousands of "peaceful counter protesters" were throwing Molotov cocktails, bricks, rocks, and bottles of piss at the white supremacist workers as they entered and left the NAZI auto plant. A huge white on blue background VW "NAZI" symbol was brazenly displayed above the plant's main entrance further enraging the "peaceful protesters". Nearby stood approximately fifty uniformed Chattanooga policemen and sheriff's deputies filming this peaceful counter demonstration as a Hamilton County Sheriff's Department government surplus issued UH-1 hovered near the main gate. An officer who requested not to be identified told us that the doors of the chopper had been removed and the M-60's added as a precautionary measure should any VW employees attempt to use any part of their known arsenal to drive the "counter demonstrators off VW property and only then would authorities intervene. The unnamed officer also hinted of a few other tactical surprises that might be used on the NAZIs should things "go hot". Additionally, we have just learned from a reliable unnamed source that search search warrants pertaining to a child pornography operation and a monster methamphetamine lab located inside the factory were awaiting a judge's signature. Stay tuned for future updates.
I am certain all of you reading this know that I am only trying to illustrate how ridiculous this narrative sounds and just how gullible the liberals in this country are when it comes to believing the propaganda of the Marxist who are waging a war on white culture, history, and Liberty. The reds could care less about truthful history (in fact, they despise it). Ridding cities of Confederate monuments is not the driving force behind this movement which currently plagues our land. It is only a small show this side of the big show (Sam Watkins). Their goal is a one-world communist Utopia. Keep the faith and remain vigilant.