Friday, August 2, 2013

OH SHit!

Here's the news article:

GREENSBURG Indiana - A truck driver and his 7-year-old son were able to walk away with just a few scratches after the driver's semi went airborne across a highway and landed in a fiery crash Thursday afternoon.
Ryan Young, 30, was driving his semi tractor trailer rig in Greensburg, Indiana, crossing the U.S. 421 after exiting the I-74, when another vehicle began to drift into his lane.

Young swerved to avoid the other vehicle and he ended up running off the south side of the interstate.

The semi ran up a hill, then through a guardrail.

Another truck driver happened to have his camera recording, and Young’s semi can be seen going airborne across U.S. 421 before hitting another guardrail, and bursting into flames.

The hit caused the fuel tank to tear off, and the fuel caught fire.

Young suffered minor injuries to his face and his head.

His 7-year-old son, who was a passenger in the semi, only suffered a few scratches. Both were taken to Decatur County Hospital for treatment.

The crash remains under investigation.

Rough Night Drinking......

A man goes out drinking one night and gets blackout drunk.
He wakes up the next morning to find that he has lost his credit card.

He needs to get it back but he got so drunk he doesn't remember which bar he ended up at.

The only thing he remembers is that the bar had a golden toilet.

He walks into down and goes into one bar and asked the bartender, "Excuse me, this is a weird question, but do you happen to have a golden toilet here?" "A golden toilet? I don't think so," the bartender said, giving him a strange look.

The man walked into another bar, "Excuse me, you don't happen to have a golden toilet here, do you?" said the man. "A golden toilet, huh? Don't be ridiculous."

This continues all day until finally the man walks into a bar all the way on the other side of town. He asks the bartender: "Excuse me, I know this is going to sound strange, but do you have a golden toilet here? I got really drunk last night and left my credit card at a bar with a golden toilet."

The bartender smiles, turns around and yells, "Hey Bill, I think we found the guy who took a shit in your tuba!"

I Was Late For Work This Morning....

This was on the Ipod and I had to sit in the car until it finished...

Seat back.... eyes closed.....pure magic......

Be Careful Playing With Your Google.....Updated..

Michele Catalano was looking for information online about pressure cookers. Her husband, in the same time frame, was Googling backpacks. Wednesday morning, six men from a joint terrorism task force showed up at their house to see if they were terrorists. Which prompts the question: How'd the government know what they were Googling?


Per usual there might be a bit more to the story...


Does Anyone In North Carolina Remember This?

Did it work?

This meaty ad created for the now defunct Bloom grocery stores was no ordinary billboard. When it first popped up on a busy North Carolina highway in June 2010, the ad generated so much hype that it was featured on CNN, the Today Show, TV game show Who Wants to be a Millionaire? and in Japan’s Nikkei Marketing Journal.
But why did it make headline news? Well, the ad was unique because it sent the smell of grilled steak wafting into nearby commuters’ cars. What’s more, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) drew even more attention to the billboard’s debut by threatening to put up a radical response billboard featuring “the real smell of meat:” blood, rotting flesh, urine and excrement. The original billboard was fashioned by advertising agency Birdsong Gregory to promote Bloom’s own Sheffield & Sons brand of Angus beef. According to the agency, Bloom enjoyed improved sales in its meat department thanks to the “world’s first scented billboard.”

Seriously WTF is in the water and air in this country??? Now I have to boycott Amazon??

WASHINGTON — So that’s how you land an exclusive interview with President Obama.
Employees of Amazon, which scored a coup by securing a rare one-on-one interview with the president for its journalism outlet Tuesday, donated more than $116,000 to Obama’s 2012 re-election campaign, according to data compiled by the Center for Responsive Politics.
That’s more than four times as much as the roughly $25,000 that the Internet giant’s workers gave to Republican challenger Mitt Romney.
Obama and Amazon also have a business relationship.


Ah, The Twilight Years.......

A couple in their 80's were having problems remembering things, so they decided to the go the doctor for a checkup.
The doctor tells them that they are physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. His wife asks, "Where are you going?" "To the kitchen for a drink," he replies. She asks, " Will you get me piece of cake?"

The husband says, "Sure." She gently reminds him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you don't forget it?" He says, "No, I can certainly remember that!"

Then the woman says, "Well, I'd like some strawberries on top. You'd better write it down because I know you'll forget it." The man replies, "I can remember that! You want some cake with strawberries."

She adds, "I'd also like whipped cream on top. Now I'm certain you're gonna forget that, so you'd better write it down ok." Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down woman! I can remember that! Cake with strawberries! And whipped cream!"

He then grumbles into the kitchen.

After about 30 minutes the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment and says, "Where's my toast?

He Went After The Low Hanging Fruit....

The 39-year-old Trumann, Ark. man, who is paralyzed from the waist down, had recently adopted the “small, white, fluffy” stray dog in hopes of having a loving companion....

Click the pic for the story....

Bearcat Coming To Concord NH?

How does and Where does the DHS get a quarter million dollars to hand out grants for
stuff like this? Why are many police depts getting these vehicles?

Concord has received a nearly $260,000 federal grant to purchase a BearCat – an armored rescue vehicle that provides protection against weapons as strong as military-grade, .50-caliber bullets.
If the city council votes to accept the grant next month, the vehicle will arrive at the Concord police station within nine months. Police Chief John Duval said it will provide needed protection and security in emergency situations.
“It allows law enforcement to get up close to incidents where previously it was a more difficult task to do,” he said. “You had to rely on cover and concealment and . . . that could take time to plan because you don’t know what threat you have up a driveway or down a roadway.”
The vehicle itself doesn’t have weapons. Formally called the Lenco “BearCat” Model G3, its large armored portion sits atop a Ford truck.
“So it’s literally a box of armor on wheels that offers protection,” Duval said.

Here are a couple editorials I found that are questioning these decisions:

Monday, July 29, 2013

G-nite.... Tonight's post is brought to you in part by funding from the Weiner Campaign... and a grant from Johnson's Eye Bleach.. and a few shots of whiskey.

Start the clock......

... an eye bleach station has been added for your use:

photos are exclusively from the new york post and the only reason I was able to post them
was Tullamore Dew Whiskey... it took the edge off.

"Anonymous" sends Cops to Salem Ma Woman's House over.............


SALEM, Mass. (WHDH) -- A mother’s video posted on Facebook caused concern and police showed up at the family’s Salem home.
Taylor Grey makes organic fruit smoothies for her children. On special occasions she adds some fizz. Grey jokingly calls it a cocktail.
“They feel like they’re grownup and like it’s a party and we let them choose their garnish or whatever -- it’s just a fun kind of thing,” said Grey.

Grey uploaded a video of her son pretending to be a superhero with a “beer”. Soon after police arrived at her door. Someone had filed an anonymous tip that Grey was serving alcohol to her children.
“He came up, saw that my home is a normal, nurturing home, and my kids are very sober,” said Grey.
“There was no evidence alcohol was being served. It was ginger ale laced with some strawberry,” said Lt. Marc Berube of the Salem police department.

.....Some people need to MYOFB

Hey Michael Shulan... FUCK YOU...

..You're gonna decide how all America feels about the tragedy of 9/11?
When radical muslims flew airplanes loaded with passengers into the 
Twin Towers trying to kill as many people as possible?

You think this picture is too rah-rah America?? Go move to some third
world shit-hole you don't deserve to live in this country,  you fuck.

This iconic picture of firefighters raising the stars and stripes in the rubble of Ground Zero was nearly excluded from the 9/11 Memorial Museum — because it was “rah-rah” American, a new book says.
Michael Shulan, the museum’s creative director, was among staffers who considered the Tom Franklin photograph too kitschy and “rah-rah America,” according to “Battle for Ground Zero” (St. Martin’s Press) by Elizabeth Greenspan, out next month.
“I really believe that the way America will look best, the way we can really do best, is to not be Americans so vigilantly and so vehemently,” Shulan said.


Ah Yes... Now The Media Will Attempt To Jam This Donkey's Rectum Down Our Throats...

 Getting everyone ready for 2016

Los Angeles – NBC has ordered a four-hour miniseries based on the life of Hillary Rodham Clinton that will star Diane Lane, NBC entertainment chairman Bob Greenblatt announced at the TCA press tour Saturday.

The project will be written and directed by Courtney Hunt and recount Clinton's life from her time living in the White House as First Lady (the role of Bill Clinton has not yet been cast) to her tenure as Secreatry of State. Greenblatt said he didn’t think the project would be affected whether or not Clinton decides to run for President in 2016.