Saturday, April 13, 2013

I Walked Part Of The East Coast Greenway Earlier.....

The East Coast Greenway is a developing trail system, spanning nearly 3,000 miles as it winds its way between Canada and Key West, linking all the major cities of the eastern seaboard. Over 25 percent of the route is already on safe, traffic-free paths. 

LINK 




Here is the old railroad bed I walked.............



Enjoy radio shows from the 1930s, 1940s, and 1950s

Listen to Old Time Radio Shows Online   ( From reader Phyl, you can thank her :) )

>CLICK HERE FOR THE LINK<


 Here is an imagine from the website so you can see the long list of shows that are available:


Enjoy....................



Thursday, April 11, 2013

Detroit Residents Stunned!


 
Police in Detroit last night announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 semi-automatic rifles with 25,000 rounds of ammunition, 200 pounds of heroin, 5 million in forged US bank notes and 25 trafficked Latino prostitutes -- all in a semi-detached house behind the Public Library on Woodward Ave. 

 Local residents were stunned, and a community spokesman said: "We're all shocked. We never knew we had a library."

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana..............

....... and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale
'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I joined the CIA.

In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running... But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'

'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's full of shit. He's never been out of the yard'

Tactical Beaver.... Brings Death

A fisherman has been bitten to death by a beaver after trying to take its photograph.
The man was on a fishing trip at Lake Shestakov in Belarus with two friends when they spotted the animal on the side of the road.
He stopped so that he could take a picture but as he approached the beaver it pounced on him, biting him in the thigh.
His friends attempted to stem the flow of blood from the wound but the animal’s bite had severed a main artery and the man, who came from Brest, bled to death.
Beaver attacks are rare and according to experts those animals that do go for humans are usually rabid.
However, they are not unheard off.
Earlier this week a video was posted on YouTube showing a man in the Tver region, northwest of Moscow, running away from a beaver who charged at him as he was filming in the area.
Last year in the US two girls were mauled by a beaver in a lake in Virginia as they swam. They suffered serious bite and scratch injuries. A man was also attacked in New York and an elderly woman in Washington.
In 2003 in Belarus a farm manager and farmhand were bitten by a rabid beaver as they tried to chase it from a barn. They survived the attack.
Beavers are the second largest rodents in the world.


LINK


This is the video of the Beaver charging the Russian guy.......



Naked Feet Only...



somebody needs to whiteout the word "feet"

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! Seriously? WTF? What kind of Pussies Complain About This?

UNDATED (WHDH) -- An ad on the MBTA stirred up so much attention that it was taken down.
Some people thought the ad might be a public service announcement for depression.
It’s been taken off the Orange Line train.
The president of that ad agency said it wasn't approved by McDonald’s and apologized to anyone who was offended by the ad.

DID THEY EVEN READ THE AD???   

WHAT ARE THESE WUSSIES GONNA DO WHEN THE REAL SHIT HITS THE FAN???




Here's one for the complainers....



You're Not Alone, Millions of Idiots Complain About Stupid Things Daily
 

Pheewww... Busy Morning...

Where does the time go?

I need a watch like this!



Angels Bowling.....

We have a warm front moving through this morning and there have been some pretty good rumbles of thunder. It's been awhile since I have heard that sound.

Oh CRAP!

Kim Jung Un had NO military experience whatsoever before Daddy made him a four-star general.

This snot-nosed twerp had never accomplished anything in his life that would even come close to military leadership.

He hadn't even so much as led a Cub Scout troop, coached a sports team, or commanded a military platoon.

So he is made the "Beloved Leader" Of North Korea .

Terrific!-





hmmmmmmmm...................


OH CRAP!...wait a minute.....





 
I'm sorry.
I just remembered that we did the same thing.
We took an arrogant bastard community organizer, who had never worn a uniform, and made him Commander-in-Chief.
A guy, who had never had a real job, worked on a budget, or led anything more than an ACORN demonstration, and we made him "Beloved Leader" of the United States
TWICE !!!
I'm sorry I brought this up.
Never mind



blame Tom H for this one.
 

The Sound That Makes You Pause....

I was out driving yesterday and listening to the radio when this came on:

( This was the only short clip I could find on youtube, but we all know this
distinct sound)




I was waiting to hear something about a nuclear attack but luckily it was only a test.