Saturday, February 16, 2013
Friday, February 15, 2013
Thursday, February 14, 2013
Wednesday, February 13, 2013
heh.......
A Rabbi said to a precocious
six-year-old boy,
"So your mother says your prayers for you each night?
That's very commendable. What does she say?"
The little boy replied, "Thank God he's in bed!"
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Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house.
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.
When Little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away.
"Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer." said his mother.
"I don't need to," the boy replied. "Of course, you do." his mother insisted.
"We always say a prayer before eating at our house."
"That's at our house." Johnny explained.
"But this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook!"
H/t to wildriver
"So your mother says your prayers for you each night?
That's very commendable. What does she say?"
The little boy replied, "Thank God he's in bed!"
******************************
Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house.
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.
When Little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away.
"Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer." said his mother.
"I don't need to," the boy replied. "Of course, you do." his mother insisted.
"We always say a prayer before eating at our house."
"That's at our house." Johnny explained.
"But this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook!"
H/t to wildriver
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
Monday, February 11, 2013
Some Things The Media Hasn't YET Reported About Chris Dorner...
Everyday reports are coming out about how amazing this Chris Dorner is...
Here are a few that we might see....
... He can run a nuclear submarine by himself.
... He can build an Abrams take from scratch with a file and paper clips.
... He has control over the asteroid and will crash it into Los Angeles.
... He has developed an invisibility suit.
... He is a werewolf and a vampire.
... He knows how to talk to animals and get their help.
... He can time travel......
Here are a few that we might see....
... He can run a nuclear submarine by himself.
... He can build an Abrams take from scratch with a file and paper clips.
... He has control over the asteroid and will crash it into Los Angeles.
... He has developed an invisibility suit.
... He is a werewolf and a vampire.
... He knows how to talk to animals and get their help.
... He can time travel......
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Rule 34 is an Internet adage in the “Rules of the Internet” list of protocols and conventions which asserts that if something exists, there is porn of it. The humorous concept is commonly illustrated through fanart and fanfictions in which fictional TV and cartoon characters engage in sexual behavior, in similar vein to the Ruined Childhood meme.Sunday, February 10, 2013
2 Feet Of Snow.. Lots of Drifts.. Today is Bright and Sunny
Yesterday was a busy day with snowplowing and snowblowing. Although we got a lot of snow there wasnt much damage as far as trees and powerlines down in our area. The drifts were pretty amazing and as of today things are kinda getting back to normal. There really wasn't anything worth taking pictures of other than snow and more snow. Here's a few of the parking lot at work. Luckily it's all cleaned up and the sun is melting the rest on the pavement.
