I
wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my "Obamacare enrollment
packet” from the White House.
It
contained:
· An aspirin and a
band-aid.
· An 'Obama Hope & Change'
bumper sticker
· A 'Bush's Fault' yard
sign
· A 'Blame Republicans first,
then anybody and everybody' poster
· A 'Tax the Rich'
banner
· An application for
unemployment and a free cell phone
· An application for food
stamps
· A prayer
rug
· A letter assigning my debt
to my grandchildren
· And lastly, a coupon for a
machine that blows smoke up my ass.
Everything was made in
" China " and all directions were in Spanish.
Keep an eye
out. Yours should be arriving soon.
They forgot the, "My neighbor has guns, if you see something, say something" informant packet.
ReplyDeleteNow that's good, real good.
ReplyDeleteMine came with a mechanical hand which squeezes and twists your danglers while you turn you head and cough...er...scream.
ReplyDeleteWhere's my do-it-yourself lobotomy kit? Oh wait....$*&%#)VTJ(#RH...If u lik yoor hilthkar.....Luk Ma, I a Demoncrat nau!
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