This morning I lucked out and was able to buy
two boxes of ammo. I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home,
but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt
was filling up her car at the next pump. She glanced at the two boxes of ammo,
bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a
big believer in the bartering system, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for
ammo?"
I
thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of ammo 'ya got?"
That was good for a long laugh.
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