A Tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco . While looking
around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike,
life-sized,
bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so
incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it. He took it to the old
shop owner and asked, "How much for the bronze rat ?"
"Ahhh, you have
chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat and $100 for the story," said the wise old
Chinaman.
The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars. "I'll just take
the rat, you can keep the story".
As he walked down the street carrying
his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the
alleys and sewers and had begun following him down the street. This was a bit
disconcerting so he began
walking faster.
A couple blocks later he
looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to
hundreds, and they began squealing.
Sweating now, the tourist began to
trot toward San Francisco Bay .
Again, after a couple blocks, he looked
around only to discover that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were
squealing and coming toward him
faster and faster.
Terrified, he ran
to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into the
Bay.
Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the
bronze rat and were all drowned.
The man walked back to the curio shop in
Chinatown .
"Ahhh," said the owner, "You come back for story
?"
"No sir," said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze
Democrat.
if only it were that easy...
ReplyDeleteamen, cw swanson.
ReplyDeleteIrish, am sorry to have missed your homecoming. If I had known I would have greeted you like this
http://youtu.be/NB3NPNM4xgo
It was so cold today out on the water that the democrats had their hands in their OWN pockets for once!
ReplyDeleteSomewhere in San Francisco, there has _got_ to be a bronze statue of Nancy Pelosi.
ReplyDeleteGlad you're back, Irish.
To find you back is joyous, and to find this is revelatory that you've not lost your edge. OutSTANDING!
ReplyDeleteFirst time read... You are great...
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