Monday, August 27, 2012

The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper

A Mafia Godfather, Lione, finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00. 
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.
 It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court. 
 When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
 The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!
 The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where's the money? 
 Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
 The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about".
 The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again and tell him if he doesn't answer I'll kill him!"
 The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him." 
 Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Anthony's house. 
 The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

 The lawyer replies..... "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."





h/t to Phyllis

3 comments:

  1. You are going to Hell for that one, blogbrother.

    Odd, that it would be *this* *one* of all your posts that would do that ...

    ;-)

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    1. From what I have seen on the blogs I'll have lots of company ;)

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  2. No honor among thieves, right enough. LOL.

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