Saturday, December 3, 2011
Her Name is Sandra Valencia..... You are Welcome ;)
Sandra is a swimsuit model and a fashion design student from Medellín, Colombia.
A man's wife asks him.......
............. to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment.
After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home. His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty pissed.
"Where the hell have you been?!" "Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking chick there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her." "Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!"
She sees his hands are covered with powder and... "You God damn liar!! You went bowling again!!"
After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home. His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty pissed.
"Where the hell have you been?!" "Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking chick there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her." "Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!"
She sees his hands are covered with powder and... "You God damn liar!! You went bowling again!!"
The Terrorists Have Won Here.... GO. READ.
Good morning all :)
Getting right down to the blogs, I just came across a great article
that AlanD over at Hard Times Preparedness Blog has "POSTED"
It seems that some people that would never see what we saw at
the beginning are starting to awaken. Alan gives a good intro
to the author. So read that then follow that link.
Maybe it's not too late.
Getting right down to the blogs, I just came across a great article
that AlanD over at Hard Times Preparedness Blog has "POSTED"
It seems that some people that would never see what we saw at
the beginning are starting to awaken. Alan gives a good intro
to the author. So read that then follow that link.
Maybe it's not too late.
Friday, December 2, 2011
Me and Steve Are Out Tonight.....
While sitting at a bar with my friend recently, enjoying our 4th round of beers,
I pointed to two pathetic old drunks sitting across from us and told my friend, "Look at those guys... that's us in 10 years".He responded, "That's a mirror, asshole."
Hey .. Is There a Metallurgist inThe House?
Check this story out.
PLYMOUTH (FOX 25 / MyFoxBoston.com) - A mysterious chunk of heavy debris crashed through the roof of a business in Plymouth on Thursday and made it all the way down to the second floor of the building.
The debris fell through the warehouse area of Michael’s Wholesale Furniture Store on Mary B. Lane which is not far from the Plymouth Municipal Airport; however the Federal Aviation Authority told FOX 25 that the debris was not from a plane.
PLYMOUTH (FOX 25 / MyFoxBoston.com) - A mysterious chunk of heavy debris crashed through the roof of a business in Plymouth on Thursday and made it all the way down to the second floor of the building.
The debris fell through the warehouse area of Michael’s Wholesale Furniture Store on Mary B. Lane which is not far from the Plymouth Municipal Airport; however the Federal Aviation Authority told FOX 25 that the debris was not from a plane.
What Do I Do When I'm Not Blogging?
I have been in the machining and manufacturing industry for 35 years.
Here is a view that I see some of the day:
...and here is "Yours Truly" getting a set-up finished to start making parts.
One of my employees is out sick the the other had some appointments.
Here is a view that I see some of the day:
...and here is "Yours Truly" getting a set-up finished to start making parts.
One of my employees is out sick the the other had some appointments.
Lower your Blood Pressure .............
......after you have watched the previous two videos that I posted.
This is a beautiful relaxing song......
This is a beautiful relaxing song......
Why YOU Need a Gun...... In Las Vegas UPDATE
BillyBob over at "HELLONEARTH" posted this...
and I again am at a loss for words.....
other than shoot to kill.
Does anyone recognize where this is??
In the comments Farm.Dad said it was Las Vegas.
What are the gun laws there? Can you Carry?
Here is a pic looking North to the Stratosphere:
and I again am at a loss for words.....
other than shoot to kill.
Does anyone recognize where this is??
In the comments Farm.Dad said it was Las Vegas.
What are the gun laws there? Can you Carry?
Here is a pic looking North to the Stratosphere:
Just..... Watch.. and see what entitlements have created....
This video is making the rounds on alot of sites.....
I figured I would add it here this morning so that you can watch it
and then be calm by the time you get home later.
I know I get a little risque with the language and girls so you can only IMAGINE what
my thoughts were on this piece of BLEEPIN USELESS BLEEPIN PIECE SCUM!!!
I figured I would add it here this morning so that you can watch it
and then be calm by the time you get home later.
I know I get a little risque with the language and girls so you can only IMAGINE what
my thoughts were on this piece of BLEEPIN USELESS BLEEPIN PIECE SCUM!!!
Thursday, December 1, 2011
Tools Explained
· DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it.
· WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned calluses from fingers in about the time it takes you to say, 'Oh sh--!'
· SKIL SAW: A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short.
· PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of blood-blisters.
· BELT SANDER: An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs.
· HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle... It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes.
· VISE-GRIPS: Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.
· OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the grease inside the wheel hub out of which you want to remove a bearing race.
· TABLE SAW: A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood projectiles for testing wall integrity.
· HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground after you have installed your new brake shoes, trapping the jack handle firmly under the bumper.
· BAND SAW: A large stationary power saw primarily used by most shops to cut good aluminum sheet into smaller pieces that more easily fit into the trash can after you cut on the inside of the line instead of the outside edge.
· TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the maximum tensile strength of everything you forgot to disconnect.
· PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under lids or for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing oil on your shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads.
· STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER: A tool for opening paint cans.. Sometimes used to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws and butchering your palms.
· PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part.
· HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to make hoses too short.
· HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit.
· UTILITY KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic parts. Especially useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in use.
· SON-OF-A-B**** TOOL: (A personal favorite!) Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling 'Son of a B **** !' at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need.
OMFGBBQ!* BACON BOMB EXPLOSION!!!!!
IT'S HERE!!!!
Back on November 25th "Odysseus" put up this "POST"
about "The Original Bacon Explosion" needless to say my mouth was watering like
Pavlov's dog thinking of the Meat Candy*. I decided to be the blogging guinea pig that would
procure one of these fine specimen's of a carnivore's wet-dream and taste test it.
Needless to say IT JUST SHOWED UP! Thanks FED-EX!
I need to defrost it and will post a follow up from the cardiac wing at
"MASS GENERAL HOSPITAL"
Back on November 25th "Odysseus" put up this "POST"
about "The Original Bacon Explosion" needless to say my mouth was watering like
Pavlov's dog thinking of the Meat Candy*. I decided to be the blogging guinea pig that would
procure one of these fine specimen's of a carnivore's wet-dream and taste test it.
Needless to say IT JUST SHOWED UP! Thanks FED-EX!
I need to defrost it and will post a follow up from the cardiac wing at
"MASS GENERAL HOSPITAL"
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| ONCE I THAW THIS OUT |
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| IT SHOULD LOOK LIKE THIS!!! |
*"Meat Candy" courtesy of Odysseus :)
| *OMFGBBQ | ||
The is part of a combo-chain of phrases used to express increasing levels of excitement or emphasis. | ||
“Underground Great Wall” of China?
As I read this article I got to thinking. We do have alot of valuable resources in this country and alot of undeveloped land. What would stop the Chinese or anyone else for that matter from launching an EMP type attack and then waiting a few years to walk in and take over?
Led by their hard-charging professor, a former top Pentagon official, they have translated hundreds of documents, combed through satellite imagery, obtained restricted Chinese military documents and waded through hundreds of gigabytes of online data.
The result of their effort? The largest body of public knowledge about thousands of miles of tunnels dug by the Second Artillery Corps, a secretive branch of the Chinese military in charge of protecting and deploying its ballistic missiles and nuclear warheads.
"NOTHING TO SEE HERE"
Gregory Kulacki, a China nuclear analyst at the Union of Concerned Scientists, publicly condemned Karber’s report at a recent lecture in Washington. In an interview afterward, he called the 3,000 figure “ridiculous” and said the study’s methodology — especially its inclusion of posts from Chinese bloggers — was “incompetent and lazy.”
because we all trust "scientists"
H/T to "ACE"
Led by their hard-charging professor, a former top Pentagon official, they have translated hundreds of documents, combed through satellite imagery, obtained restricted Chinese military documents and waded through hundreds of gigabytes of online data.
The result of their effort? The largest body of public knowledge about thousands of miles of tunnels dug by the Second Artillery Corps, a secretive branch of the Chinese military in charge of protecting and deploying its ballistic missiles and nuclear warheads.
"NOTHING TO SEE HERE"
Gregory Kulacki, a China nuclear analyst at the Union of Concerned Scientists, publicly condemned Karber’s report at a recent lecture in Washington. In an interview afterward, he called the 3,000 figure “ridiculous” and said the study’s methodology — especially its inclusion of posts from Chinese bloggers — was “incompetent and lazy.”
because we all trust "scientists"
H/T to "ACE"
Golden Retreiver Riding "Shotgun".....
One of my friends was out at lunch yesterday and came across this awesome scene in front of the
restaurant :D
restaurant :D
Dog Bites Man ...In The Ass... With a 12 gauge
BRIGHAM CITY — It wasn't his dog's bark or bite that had a Brigham City man
concerned, it was his aim.
"A man was recovering Wednesday after being shot over the weekend by his dog."
concerned, it was his aim.
"A man was recovering Wednesday after being shot over the weekend by his dog."
It Can Only Go Downhill From Here........
IF you are a Rush fan you will know what I mean. I got in the Gubmint Motors Truck
this morning and fired it up. The radio was tuned to XM "Boneyard" and what to
my listening ears started playing but this timeless classic.....
needless to say it was VERY LOUD as I pulled out of the drive and headed to work
on a beautiful sunny Dec 1st morning.
this morning and fired it up. The radio was tuned to XM "Boneyard" and what to
my listening ears started playing but this timeless classic.....
needless to say it was VERY LOUD as I pulled out of the drive and headed to work
on a beautiful sunny Dec 1st morning.
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Tonights I'm Reading About Zombies....
A few months back I read "Day by Day Armegeddon" and really enjoyed it as a good distraction to all the crap thats going on in the world.
I have since purchased book 2 "Day by Day Armegeddon Beyond Exile" and couldn't put it down last night.
I would recommend them if you enjoy this genre.
Another good one is "World War Z"
Till the Dawn!
PISSED
I have since purchased book 2 "Day by Day Armegeddon Beyond Exile" and couldn't put it down last night.
I would recommend them if you enjoy this genre.
Another good one is "World War Z"
Till the Dawn!
PISSED
You Never See Dead Penguins Do You?
Penguins
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins
on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go ?
Wonder no more ! ! !
Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic
bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life .
The penguin is very committed to its family and will
mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of
compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life .
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members
of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes
in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is
deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried .
The male penguins then gather in a circle
around the fresh grave and sing:
IMPORTANT....Israeli Jericho Missiles Moving
Multiple eyewitnesses reported seeing Israeli military trucks in recent days transport and station large missiles at the periphery of Jerusalem and in locations inside the West Bank. The descriptions of the projectiles are consistent with the Jewish state’s mid-to-long range Jericho
"HERE"
"HERE"
Men Are Just Happier People -- Humpday Funny
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet..
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your Own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
( Don't Blame Me, Blame Tom for sending this to me)
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet..
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your Own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
More of Men Are Just Happier People...
NICKNAMES
· If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
· If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman .
EATING OUT
· When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
· When the girls get their bill, out come the calculators.
MONEY
· A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
· A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS
· A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
· The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
· A woman has the last word in any argument.
· Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
· A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
· A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
· A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
· A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
· A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
· A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UP
· A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
· A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
· Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
· Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
· Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
· A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it .... and to the men who will enjoy reading it.
NICKNAMES
· If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
· If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman .
EATING OUT
· When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
· When the girls get their bill, out come the calculators.
MONEY
· A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
· A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS
· A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
· The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
· A woman has the last word in any argument.
· Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
· A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
· A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
· A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
· A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
· A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
· A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UP
· A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
· A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
· Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
· Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
· Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
· A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it .... and to the men who will enjoy reading it.
( Don't Blame Me, Blame Tom for sending this to me)
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Cast Shadows.....
A shadow is an area where direct light from a light source cannot reach due to obstruction by an object.
30 Years Ago This Month, They Finished Recording.....
One Great Album That I so Fondly Remember My Freshman Year in College
(It was released in 1982)
(It was released in 1982)
The MSM Doesn't Care......
Re-posted verbatim from "IOWNTHEWORLD"
Adapted from an un-attributed viral e-mail
WHEN he refused to disclose who donated money to his election campaign, as other candidates had done, it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN he received endorsements from people like Louis Farrakhan, Mummar Kadaffi and Hugo Chavez, it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN it was pointed out that he was a total newcomer and had absolutely no experience at anything except community organizing, it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN he chose friends and acquaintances such as Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn who were revolutionary radicals, it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN his voting record in the Illinois Senate and in the U.S. Senate indicated an absentee senator, it didn’t seem to matter.
LOTS MORE
Adapted from an un-attributed viral e-mail
WHEN he refused to disclose who donated money to his election campaign, as other candidates had done, it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN he received endorsements from people like Louis Farrakhan, Mummar Kadaffi and Hugo Chavez, it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN it was pointed out that he was a total newcomer and had absolutely no experience at anything except community organizing, it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN he chose friends and acquaintances such as Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn who were revolutionary radicals, it didn’t seem to matter.
WHEN his voting record in the Illinois Senate and in the U.S. Senate indicated an absentee senator, it didn’t seem to matter.
LOTS MORE
