Have Fun and Stay Safe Out There...... :D
"Red White And Blue"
We don't have no plastic L.A. Frynds,
ain't on the edge of no popular trend.
Ain't never seen the inside of that magazine GQ.
We don't care if you 're a lawyer, or a texas oil man,
or some waitress busting ass in some liquor stand.
If you got Soul
We hang out with people just like you
My hair's turning white,
my neck's always been red,
my collar's still blue,
we've always been here
just trying to sing the truth to you.
Yes you could say
we've always been,
Red, White, and Blue
Ride our own bikes To Sturgis
we pay our own dues,
smoking camels, drinking domestic BREWS
You want to know where I have been
just look at my hands
Yeah, I've driven by the White House,
Spent some time in jail.
Momma cried but she still wouldn't pay my bail.
I ain't been no angel,
But even God, he understands.
My hair's turning white,
my neck's always been red,
my collar's still blue,
we've always been here
just trying to sing the truth to you.
Yes you could say
we've always been,
Red, White, and Blue
Yeah that's right!
My Daddy worked hard, and so have I,
paid our taxes and gave our lives
to serve this great country
so what are they complaining about
Yeah we love our families, we love our kids
you know it is love that makes us all so rich
That's where were at,
If they don't like it they can just
get the HELL out!
Yeah!
My hair's turning white,
my neck's always been red,
my collar's still blue,
we've always been here
just trying to sing the truth to you.
Yes you could say
we've always been,
Red, White, and Blue
oh..oh..Red, White, and Blue....
Red, White, and Blue
oh..oh....Red, White, and Blue
Friday, July 1, 2011
Thursday, June 30, 2011
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Taking a Trip Around the Closet......
Check out this recording of a guy who was locked in a closet on an acid trip. When his friends got a hold of it they put a video around his voice in their interpretation of what he was seeing. A funny WTF.
If you haven't seen this one yet...... its pretty funny!!!
Timothy Leary seen nodding in approval.......
If you haven't seen this one yet...... its pretty funny!!!
Timothy Leary seen nodding in approval.......
Ill see your Icelandic girl...........
and raise you a Norwegian Politician....
Sobriant74 has an interesting "POST" about Iceland not caving into the EU and the banking crisis.
He posts a sample of a beautiful Icelandic girl to which I respond with this:
"TOVE LILL LOYTE"
heres a sample
I need to vacation in a scandanavian country some day................ sigh
Sobriant74 has an interesting "POST" about Iceland not caving into the EU and the banking crisis.
He posts a sample of a beautiful Icelandic girl to which I respond with this:
"TOVE LILL LOYTE"
heres a sample
I need to vacation in a scandanavian country some day................ sigh
Sometimes You Need a Feel Good Story.....
On Friday in High Point, North Carolina, Thomas Wray Kidd plans to meet a man who will deliver a piece of jewelry and a part of his past he thought was gone forever.
"RING TURNS UP"
"RING TURNS UP"
TheOnesDay® *
One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
“I don’t know what to do here,” says the devil. “You are on my list, but I have no room. You definitely were meant to be here, so I tell you what I’m going to do. I’ve got a few folks here who weren’t quite as useless as you. I’ll let one of them go, but you have to take their place, I’ll even let YOU choose who leaves.”
Obama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.
“No,” Obama said. “I don’t think so. I’m a weak swimmer, and I don’t think I could do that all day long.”
The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
“No, this is no good; I’ve got this problem with my weak shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,” commented Obama.
The devil opened a third door. Through it, Obama saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Obama looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, “Yeah man, I can handle this.” The devil smiled and said .. . . . .
“I don’t know what to do here,” says the devil. “You are on my list, but I have no room. You definitely were meant to be here, so I tell you what I’m going to do. I’ve got a few folks here who weren’t quite as useless as you. I’ll let one of them go, but you have to take their place, I’ll even let YOU choose who leaves.”
Obama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.
“No,” Obama said. “I don’t think so. I’m a weak swimmer, and I don’t think I could do that all day long.”
The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
“No, this is no good; I’ve got this problem with my weak shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,” commented Obama.
The devil opened a third door. Through it, Obama saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Obama looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, “Yeah man, I can handle this.” The devil smiled and said .. . . . .
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Are you Fornicating Serious????
President Barack Obama on Tuesday brought a made-in-America pitch to this politically vital state, saying innovation and adaptation will help the manufacturing sector and the entire U.S. economy rebound with more gusto. He admonished a divided Washington to stop bickering and rally together like a team.
"You have to UP YOUR GAME," Obama said to the workers.
to which I say:
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"You have to UP YOUR GAME," Obama said to the workers.
to which I say:
then I say:
How Drunk to You Have to be........?
Police said Onak told the deputy he had hit something on the freeway and that he didn’t know the victim was in the passenger seat beside him.
"THIS DRUNK I GUESS"
"THIS DRUNK I GUESS"
Bumpah Stickah....WIN
I found this comment on one of the pages that I peruse and thought it
would make a great bumper sticker...hehehhehe
( Its possible that it already is but I haven't seen it yet)
would make a great bumper sticker...hehehhehe
( Its possible that it already is but I haven't seen it yet)
How to Take Down the Bad Guys......
(NOW if this was in the Good ole USA...
the guy would be sued for using his bike as a deadly weapon I'm Sure)
Monday, June 27, 2011
My Kind Of Guy.....
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txting and the proper use of capital letters.............
In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and
more people who send text messages and emails have long
forgotten the "art" of capitalization.
Those of you who fall into this world, please take note of the
statement below. I cannot stress enough how grammar is very
important to it.
"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack
off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
Is everybody clear on that?
more people who send text messages and emails have long
forgotten the "art" of capitalization.
Those of you who fall into this world, please take note of the
statement below. I cannot stress enough how grammar is very
important to it.
"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack
off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
Is everybody clear on that?
My Kind of Librarian.................
I would have read every book in the library, if the librarian wore Fossil eye glasses.
The Ghost of Abe Lincoln......for teh Win!
One night, Obama is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Barack asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, then fades away.
The next night, Obama is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Obama calls out, "Tom, please tell me "what is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Respect the Constitution, like I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight.
Barack still isn't sleeping well the third night when he sees yet another figure moving in the shadows. It is Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing that I can do right now, to help the country?" Obama pleads.