Missing some posts...........

I guess thats okay... since I ran some errands on my motorcycle this morning and
they always seem to take waaaaaaay longer than they should :)

Priorities....I Can Haz Them......????

To Hell with Work...............

Best Text Message I Ever Got............

Support our troops

We may need them to take over our government

Hot Chick √.. Guitar √....... damn good Jammin? ..√√√

Thought for the Day ...Part Deux

What kind of diseases

do you think you would get from a paper cut 

while reading Snooki’s book?

another H/T to Rob A.

THEY Have WON When we post signs like this...............

Because I know soooooo many people that carry fucking toner cartridges in their

fucking LUGGAGE!!............

Sick Thought for the Day...........

If Mama Cass

and Karen Carpenter

had split that ham sandwich,

do you think they’d both be alive today?



I know, I know.. I'm goin to hell for sharing that.......

H/T to Rob A.

Tilt Shift.... The Sandpit

This is really cool using "Tilt-Shift" imaging:

THIS is WAAAAY Cool......

CHeck out Yosemite at 17 GIGAPIXALS

Check the links at the bottom they contain large views of the following:
Glacier Point, Yosemite Falls, El Capitan, Taft Point, and Washburn Point

Scroll around and try the different views, the zoom is incredible.

I have NEVER been here but this makes me want to add it to my Bucket List.


Here is the info about the resolution of the picture:

There's a shadow just behind me, shrouding every step I take,

Gravity Wave....

This is a cool time-lapse video of gravity waves showing up in the clouds over Iowa.

I Wanna Sit Here...........

with some of these:

I'll see your "moobs" and raise you this one.........

Wirecutter  put up this "POST" over at his "SITE"

to which I would like to raise the bar of  "DOUCHEBAGERY a bit with this winner:



"SYNTHOL"....  Saving Time at the Gym....

First True Love...........

This is a very close picture (not mine) that I could find of my first Bronco

Same Color, Soft Top, Hood scoop , lift and tires.....  That truck was awesome.

Back in the day you could go 4 wheeling around here and not have any issues with the law.

There are lots of great memories and crazy things that we did with that truck.

My freshman year of college I drove that thing back and forth

  from Massachusetts to the University of Michigan 4 times.

That was back in the early 80's but who is counting.

I went across Ma , New York, thru Niagara Falls and then thru Canada to Windsor

( GREAT strip joints , but thats another post), then into Detroit and on to Ann Arbor.

I did 16 hours straight, coffee and piss stops... no seat belts , no spare, no AAA, no cell phone,

no jack, no GPS, no nothing... just fill it up, check the oil and throw caution to the wind!!

I remember on the way home for summer we had my roommates younger brother sitting in the back in

a beach chair.  God I miss the carefree innocence of those days.........

Monday Earworm.... Good old guitar...

Peter Frampton's Breaking all the Rules.........

Note to Self......

When drinking at the bar and starting to feel a little bit of the liquid courage...


DO NOT.... I repeat to myself  

DO NOT challenge Denis Cyplenkov to an arm wrestling contest.....

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I Bet It didn't Affect President Gutsy's Game.....

SO...President Gutsy had a tough time deciding what to do with a madman that has had his hand in the death and destruction of thousands of people hmmmmm?


........"And during the course of the weekend, you know, there was no doubt that this was weighing on me."

The next line in the report:

The president played a round of golf on Sunday as he waited for sundown in Pakistan, before joining others, including Vice President Joe Biden and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, in the Situation Room of the White House.

"longest 40 minutes of my life," 

News of the WTF???

 Bad ass pu$$y:

At some point during the attack, the man and the cat reportedly were injured by a knife the man was holding. The man was taken toCleveland Regional Medical Center before being transported toHouston.

On the scent of pollen........

I just left one of my customers and for some reason, as I walked across the parking lot, I noticed the strong smell of beer. The sun is out, there is a strong breeze, and the pollen is being blown around like very fine snow.

The strong smell of beer made me stop at my truck and laugh to myself as I looked for a beer tree! If I find it I will report back and maybe start selling the seeds on line!

The Bravery of Being out of Range is NOT gutsy.....

THIS is Gutsy:

BATH, Maine – Engaged in a frenzied firefight and outnumbered by the Taliban, Navy Lt. Michael Murphy made a desperate decision as he and three fellow SEALs fought for their lives on a rocky mountainside in Afghanistan's Kunar Province in 2005.

In a last-ditch effort to save his team, Murphy pulled out his satellite phone, walked into a clearing to get reception and called for reinforcements as a fusillade of bullets ricocheted around him. One of the bullets hit him, but he finished the call and even signed off, "Thank you."

Then he continued the battle.

This is NOT:

Bad Thoughts, ohhhh so Bad Thoughts............

Lets see... how many things want to make you pull the  "PIT Maneuver" on this one?

Obama Bumper Sticker.. $5.00
Deval Bumper Sticker.. $5.00
Tsongas Bumper Sticker..$5.00
Dean Bumper Sticker.. $5.00
Mission Nothing Accomplished Bumper Sticker..$5.00
Toyota Prius Hybrid ..$20,000.00
The priceless look of surprise and confusion on the moonbats face as the car goes spinning off
into the grass on the shoulder of RT125..FUCKING PRICELESS!!

This picture was taken by a friend of mine who is a Democrat. When I got the picture it contained the text... "Even I! want to run this idiot off the road!"


HAHAHAHAHHAHA.....


BTW... I know this won't come as a shock, the License plate is Massachusetts and the picture was taken heading north in Kingston NH...


... doing a little tax free shopping are we????

Mothers Day Music..........

Mother, do you think they'll drop the bomb?
Mother, do you think they'll like this song?
Mother, do you think they'll try to break my balls?
Mother, should I build the wall?
Mother, should I run for President?
Mother, should I trust the government?
Mother, will they put me in the firing line?
Is it just a waste of time?

Hush now baby, baby, don't you cry
Momma's gonna make all of your nightmares come true
Momma's gonna put all of her fears into you
Momma's gonna keep you right here under her wing
She won't let you fly, but she might let you sing
Momma's will keep Baby cozy and warm
Oooo Babe
Oooo Babe
Ooo Babe, of course Momma's gonna help build the wall

Mother, do you think she's good enough
For me?
Mother, do you think she's dangerous
To me?
Mother will she tear your little boy apart?
Mother, will she break my heart?

Hush now baby, baby, don't you cry
Momma's gonna check out all your girlfriends for you
Momma won't let anyone dirty get through
Momma's gonna wait up until you get in
Momma will always find out where you've been
Momma's gonna keep Baby healthy and clean
Oooo Babe
Oooo Babe
Ooo Babe, you'll always be Baby to me

Mother, did it need to be so high?

Happy Mothers Day

As I look back on my life
I find myself wondering...
Did I remember to thank you
for all that you have done for me?

For all of the times you were by my side
to help me celebrate my successes
and accept my defeats?

Or for teaching me the value of hard work,
good judgement, courage, and honesty?

I wonder if I've ever thanked you
for the simple things...
The laughter, smiles, and quiet times we've shared?

If I have forgotten to express my gratitude
For any of these things,
I am thanking you now...
and I am hoping that you've known all along,

how very much you are loved and appreciated.

- Author Unknown.