How is it that these guys are NOT in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame??
...just blows my mind......
Saturday, April 2, 2011
Friday, April 1, 2011
Slopopotamus...............
What a nation we are becoming. I Bust my ass and work hard to make money and pay the bills and then you have people link this that don't provide any real, tangible contributions to society and they are rewarded thus:
The Rutgers University Programming Association paid Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi of the reality TV show "Jersey Shore" $32,000 Thursday to dish on her hairstyle, fist pumps, as well as the GTL -- gym, tanning, laundry -- lifestyle.
$32,000.00 fucking dollars... FOR WHAT???
"I QUIT"
"Fat Drunk and Stupid"
The Rutgers University Programming Association paid Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi of the reality TV show "Jersey Shore" $32,000 Thursday to dish on her hairstyle, fist pumps, as well as the GTL -- gym, tanning, laundry -- lifestyle.
$32,000.00 fucking dollars... FOR WHAT???
"I QUIT"
"Fat Drunk and Stupid"
We are So Boned......
I work in manufacturing and this shit makes me nervous........
If you want to understand better why so many states—from New York to Wisconsin to California—are teetering on the brink of bankruptcy, consider this depressing statistic: Today in America there are nearly twice as many people working for the government (22.5 million) than in all of manufacturing (11.5 million). This is an almost exact reversal of the situation in 1960, when there were 15 million workers in manufacturing and 8.7 million collecting a paycheck from the government.
"BONED"
If you want to understand better why so many states—from New York to Wisconsin to California—are teetering on the brink of bankruptcy, consider this depressing statistic: Today in America there are nearly twice as many people working for the government (22.5 million) than in all of manufacturing (11.5 million). This is an almost exact reversal of the situation in 1960, when there were 15 million workers in manufacturing and 8.7 million collecting a paycheck from the government.
"BONED"
Thursday, March 31, 2011
.......and Then I Was Hooked.........
on Queensryche... This is the song that did it.. "The Lady Wore Black" off the EP
"Queensryche" Album 1983.
"Queensryche" Album 1983.
From the WTF? files......
1: morbidly obese
2: stuck aka (fused) to the chair for 2 YEARS???!!!
3: had a girlfriend
4: finally transported to hospital where he passed away
How the hell does someone sit in a chair for 2 years and no-one does anything?
No-one noticed, or called authorities??
The landlord didn't smell anything??
Good god....
One officer said it was the worst thing he ever responded to. And most said the worst part of all was the smell. Ironically the landlord says the man in the chair rented from her before and used to be a vital active person.
She says she checked on them periodically but lately he always sat with a blanket over him. She says she had no idea it had come to this.
"MORE HERE"
"AND HERE"
"AND HERE"
2: stuck aka (fused) to the chair for 2 YEARS???!!!
3: had a girlfriend
4: finally transported to hospital where he passed away
How the hell does someone sit in a chair for 2 years and no-one does anything?
No-one noticed, or called authorities??
The landlord didn't smell anything??
Good god....
One officer said it was the worst thing he ever responded to. And most said the worst part of all was the smell. Ironically the landlord says the man in the chair rented from her before and used to be a vital active person.
She says she checked on them periodically but lately he always sat with a blanket over him. She says she had no idea it had come to this.
"MORE HERE"
"AND HERE"
"AND HERE"
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Talk About Being Innovative.....
I really have to be impressed sometimes about how much thought and effort and creativity goes into trying to beat the system? For example, I have seen some of my past employees spend more time and effort in trying NOT to work than just doing their job. Here is another example of creativity that obviously was not done for productive "REASONS". Its tooo bad that we can't get these creative people to do productive work.
We also need to admit that the war on drugs is a joke.
We also need to admit that the war on drugs is a joke.
Talk About Class... Nancy Reagan Has It...........
On March 30, 1981, John Hinckley attempted to assassinate President Ronald Reagan (30 years ago, today)
Subject: Nancy Reagan regarding John Hinckley's release:
| We could all learn so much from this elegant and gracious lady. You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980's. Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, and, in his twisted mind, loved Jodie to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan. There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated. Consequently, you will appreciate the following letter from Nancy Reagan to John Hinckley: ***************************************************************** To: John Hinckley From: Mrs. Nancy Reagan My family and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know that we bear no grudge against you for shooting President Reagan. We are fully aware that mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We're confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive man. Best wishes, Nancy Reagan & Family P.S. While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. You might want to look into that. |
Sounds Like Some People I Know.......
You can’t get through to them. They are contaminated. They are programmed to think and react to certain stimuli in a certain pattern [alluding to Pavlov]. You cannot change their mind even if you expose them to authentic information. Even if you prove that white is white and black is black, you still can not change the basic perception and the logic of behavior.
The facts tell nothing to him, even if I shower him with information, with authentic proof, with documents and pictures. …he will refuse to believe it….
----Uri Bezmenov, the KGB agent that defected- described in his 1984 interview with G. Edward Griffin.
The facts tell nothing to him, even if I shower him with information, with authentic proof, with documents and pictures. …he will refuse to believe it….
----Uri Bezmenov, the KGB agent that defected- described in his 1984 interview with G. Edward Griffin.
Married Waaaaaaay too long.........
An old man was laying on his death bed.
With only hours to live, he suddenly noticed the scent of chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen.
With his last bit of energy, the old man pulled himself out from his bed, across the floor to the stairs, and down the stairs to the kitchen.
There, the old man's wife was baking chocolate chip cookies.
With his last ounce of energy, the old man reached for a cookie.
His wife, however, quickly smacked him across the back of his hand, and exclaimed, "Leave them alone, they're for the funeral!"
With only hours to live, he suddenly noticed the scent of chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen.
With his last bit of energy, the old man pulled himself out from his bed, across the floor to the stairs, and down the stairs to the kitchen.
There, the old man's wife was baking chocolate chip cookies.
With his last ounce of energy, the old man reached for a cookie.
His wife, however, quickly smacked him across the back of his hand, and exclaimed, "Leave them alone, they're for the funeral!"
Support Japan......Buy Sapporo
This is a great commercial... I might have to hit the sushi bar this weekend for some spicy tuna maki and some sapporo :)
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
For TEH WIN !!!!
Someone put pizza on the pizza so you can have pizza with your pizza!!
(Beer sold separately)
(Beer sold separately)
NOOOOOOooooooooo......................................
I don't like this woman... she is working to take away the poor camel's toes..
Monday, March 28, 2011
Back to Reality
I got back last night from my trip to Virginia. The weather was the same as here :(.
I did get to cruise the Blue Ridge Parkway and found that to be a great ride that I hope to do on my motorcycle some day.
I had 65 emails at work. Out of all of them, this was the funniest one:
I did get to cruise the Blue Ridge Parkway and found that to be a great ride that I hope to do on my motorcycle some day.
I had 65 emails at work. Out of all of them, this was the funniest one:
