tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-365858055267871677.post6485941168455708401..comments2024-03-28T11:28:05.363-04:00Comments on The Feral Irishman: Lost Your Keys In The Dark? Here's an easy way to find them......Irishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09772405362867585844noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-365858055267871677.post-48416249841479179342013-08-22T18:13:07.898-04:002013-08-22T18:13:07.898-04:00Lol, WTF Toejam!!Lol, WTF Toejam!!orbituphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08688882620359865414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-365858055267871677.post-72839619228360953532013-08-22T10:02:14.330-04:002013-08-22T10:02:14.330-04:00Yea that must smart.
I had what I thought was a f...Yea that must smart.<br /><br />I had what I thought was a fool-proof way of knowing where I left my car key once.<br /><br />Jist before I slipped under the covers I dipped the end of the key in vaseline and slid it up my urethra.<br /><br />Unfortunately, one night my girlfriend came over (she has a house key) unexpectedly. I was sound asleep, but she was as horny as could be. She stripped off her tank-top and shorts then she pulled the sheets off of me.<br /><br />Last I heard or saw of her was a scream and the front door slamming.Toejamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10848591976270307402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-365858055267871677.post-44958174949240689082013-08-22T09:42:03.811-04:002013-08-22T09:42:03.811-04:00Just jerk it out and go to work. It'll probab...Just jerk it out and go to work. It'll probably heal up.c w swansonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02735507642689652780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-365858055267871677.post-56310207522778820352013-08-22T09:34:37.008-04:002013-08-22T09:34:37.008-04:00Holy crap! That just gave me the worst shiver up t...Holy crap! That just gave me the worst shiver up the spine...Boilerdochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04678339464929904007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-365858055267871677.post-68540753583159612672013-08-22T09:26:36.907-04:002013-08-22T09:26:36.907-04:00Got stabbed by one of my Lucky's hairs in that...Got stabbed by one of my Lucky's hairs in that same spot, hurt like hell. Somehow I think this would trump it..... Damn!!MissKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09070069494196414609noreply@blogger.com