I resemble that remark...
That's cause 8 cups of water a day is bad for you.Washes away important minerals n shit.Whereas beer - well beer is full of nutrients!....and the shots clear your conscience. Sort of like a personal reboot!
Not to mention every beer is a pork chop.No need to eat.-RWT
All very good answers. I approve this message. (Like you will all sleep better now..lol)
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