Friday, May 6, 2016

If You Can't Beat 'em You Might As Well Exploit It All......



  I will now apply for all government grants for Woman and Minority Owned Business.

That will allow me low interest business loans and access to government contracts that otherwise

are unavailable to me in my previous life as a white male.

  I am now a lesbian black woman....





   


 

9 comments:

  1. Damn, that's an ugly woman!

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  2. ^ Microagression! Racissst ! Transphobic!!... ( See I am learning their lingo) LOL

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  3. Years ago I ran a welding shop and tried to convince my draftsman he should come out of the closet so I could apply for a federal grant for hiring a gay or lebian in non-traditional field.

    He said no.... and his girl friend laughed.

    Exile1981

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  4. You forgot to add "Albino." Then, you'll have it made.

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  5. I think I'm beginning to understand that whole "identify" thing....

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  6. You forgot your Hispanic sir name.
    DOUBLE THE FEDERAL JACKPOT!

    Leigh
    Whitehall, NY

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  7. I had this low level suspicion lurking in the background . . .

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