Friday, March 11, 2016

Mary Clancy...

Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service and she's in tears. 

He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary, my dear?" 

She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night." 

The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?" 

She says, "That he did, Father." 

The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?" 


She says, "He said, please Mary, put down that damn gun..."


  1. At least he went out with a bang...

  2. I thought it would be, "Mary, darlin', just one more foock and I'll leave ya's alone"


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