Friday, January 15, 2016

Three men were sitting in a pub.....





Three men were sitting in a pub bragging to each other how they had set their new wives straight on their married duties.
 


The first man had married a woman from Sweden, and bragged that he had told his wife she was to do all the dishes, laundry, and house cleaning that needed doing in their new house. He said it took a couple of days of not seeing much done, but on the third day he came home to a clean house, laundry done, and dishes washed and put away.
 



The second man had married a woman from France. He bragged that he had told his wife that she was to do all the dishes, laundry, house cleaning, and cooking. He told them on the first day he didn't see any results, the next day was a little better, and on the third day all was done and he had a hot meal on the table waiting for him.




 


The third man married a Irish woman...............







 He bragged that he had told his wife that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, the dishes washed, the laundry washed and ironed, the lawn mowed, the car washed, three hot meals a every day, and when he was coming home from work to have a pint waiting for him when he walked in the door. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye! 


  








sent in by reader Wildriver.




7 comments:

  1. I'm Scot - not Irish - but as a redhead, my husband would appreciate that. Good one!

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  2. That's why I married an Italian.

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    1. Ya but, you won't have a black eye You'll just " go missing" ;-)

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    2. Those ten sacks of quick-set concrete in the garage were the give-away.

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