I inherited some Natsee shit and I haven't been able to sleep at night because it's causing uncontrollable diarrhea and making me want to go out and kill puppies, because that's what Natsees do. I'm so guilt-ridden because I've been so politically correct since birth but now the evil has permeated every fiber of my being to the point I can't conscientiously attend Black Lives Matter therapy anymore. I was driving my Prius past the strip mall and Swastika-clad demons told me to sell some of this Natzee stuff and buy a new iPhone with the built-in vibrator..... but my gay lover wants a new XBox with the "Chase the Sheep" game in 3D. I'm so confused and if I hurt someone's feelings, I'll kill myself. What should I do?
Confused and Scared in California"
Dear Confused and Scared:
Do the world a favor: Give your Natsee shit to re-enactors and kill yourself.
The above is a parody of THIS POST
from Dale in OH via Jeffery.