Wednesday, June 3, 2015

I'm Somebody!! I Made A List!!



 Coauthor Jeffery forwarded me this link from Brock's Place.

It seems that "ALL REGISTERED MOTORCYCLE OWNERS " are on a 

"CLASSIFIED GANG LIST".  Nice huh?

From the Washington Post:

 

MSNBC correspondent Jeremy Lancaster sat down with government official Darrin Cornia to discuss recent rumors that have been in circulation in regard to registered motorcycle owners being placed on a classified FBI gang list.
Darrin Cornia who currently holds a position within the National Security Branch of the government agreed to complete transparency prior to the interview with MSNBC’s Jeremy Lancaster and did remain direct and seemingly forthright throughout his conversation with Lancaster.

After a few moments of introduction, Lancaster bluntly asked the following question,” Mr. Cornia, if I were to make the statement, all registered motorcycle owners are currently showing on a classified FBI gang list, would the statement be true or false?
Cornia responded by saying, “That would be a true statement, the FBI has been collecting and compiling Department of Motor Vehicles and Drivers License Division records for the purpose of adding those that own motorcycles to a classified gang list since 1994.
Lancaster asked Cornia to explain the reasoning behind the list which seems inappropriately broad, to Cornia answered the question with the following statement, “It’s nothing more than collecting and utilizing data. We may not like to admit it, but the truth of the matter is that those that own and operate motorcycles are 67% more likely to be involved in illegal or criminal activity than those that do not own or operate a motorcycle.”


Well I guess I will have to come up with a name for my little motorcycle gang of one, me.


I kinda like "Misanthropic Machinist" . It's got a nice ring to it.



6 comments:

  1. How about Irish Rover? Gaelic Thunder?

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  2. My one member gang would be the "Belligerent Blacksmith"
    Have Hammer, will travel.

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  3. Looks like it was lifted from National Report or The Onion.

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  4. Cool. One more Government watchlist with my name on it. My riding buddies and I should go by "Sons Of Arthritis".

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  5. Or, Harley Alzheimer's club...'Fuck I forgot my bike again

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