Guv Urkel in MAss.. Bans Travel....

BOSTON (AP) -- Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick has declared a state of emergency and banned travel on roads as of 4 p.m. as a blizzard that could bring nearly 3 feet of snow to the region began to intensify.
Patrick said as the storm gains strength it will bring "extremely dangerous conditions" with bands of snow dropping up to two to three inches per hour at the height of the blizzard, prompting whiteout conditions.
Patrick said the travel ban will apply statewide and bans all motor vehicle traffic until it is lifted. The ban doesn't apply to public safety workers and utility workers.
The MBTA is canceling all services as of 3:30 p.m.

The Secret to Long Life...








A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above:

She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigarette, so he walked up to her and said,
“I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret to long life?”
“I smoke two packs a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.
Apart from that, I drink a quart bottle of Jack Daniels every day, and eat only junk food.
On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I don’t exercise at all.

“That is absolutely amazing said the Doctor! How old are you?”
“Forty,” she replied.

A PSA from Irish....

IF you are in the Northeast starting tomorrow, make sure to keep your windows up.



PANIC MODE!!!111!!! and "Potentional Snowfall"

This first picture was sent by a friend of mine from a supermarket in Bellingham MA.

The second picture is from Channel 5 in Boston, showing the snowfall using one computer
model......





Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Top Secret Drum Corp



This is the "Top Secret Drum Corps" based in Switzerland and they just might be the most amazing drum squad ever.

Sunday, February 3, 2013

So a Blonde Calls The Customer Service Dept......

Caller :  Hi, our printer is not working.
Customer Service:   What is wrong with it?
CallerMouse is jammed.
Customer Service:  Mouse? .. Printers don't have a mouse!!! 
Caller:  Mmmmm??.. Oh  really? ... I will send a picture....