A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed.
They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live
would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware
Store and bought a bucket
and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed
store and picked up
a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling
outside the store
he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases
While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old
who told him she was lost. She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to
1603 Mockingbird Lane ?' The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter of fact,
farm is very close to that house I would walk you there but I can't
this lot.' The old lady suggested, 'Why don't you put the can of
Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and
the goose in your other hand?' 'Why thank you very much,' he said and
proceeded to walk the old girl home.
On the way he says 'Let's take
my short cut and go down this alley.
We'll be there in no time..
little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, 'I am a
without a husband to defend me.. How do I know that when
we get in the alley
you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my
skirt, and have your way
The farmer said, 'Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a
paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I
hold you up against the wall and do that?'
The old lady
replied, 'Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket,
put the paint on
top of the bucket, and I'll hold the