Five drinks later it becomes Human Centipede
Thou odiferous swag-bellied malcontent!
Good day Sir Crankyjohn, and how doth your day go-eth?
Verily well Thou whoreson impudent embossed rascal!
That's hilarious .........;)
What a drunken knave was the sea to cast thee in our way!
And only one of them was smart enough to go for a crawl with a view.
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