I believe Obongo used lube the last time around. Remember all the promises and other lies .... and who could forget the nebulous "hope and change" horse shit .... This time around it's going in hard and dry. That ..... must not happen .... my hemorrhoids couldn't take it. I'd rather fight than twitch.
I hope the expiration date on the lube is merely a coincidence . . .
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