This is the story of a blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.
He has a heart attack and
She, frantic, calls out a May Day.
"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me!
My pilot had a heart
attack and is dead. AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FLY. HELP ME!
PLEASE HELP ME!"
She hears a voice over the radio saying, "This is Air
Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk
you through this and GET YOU BACK ON THE GROUND. I'VE HAD A
LOT OF EXPERIENCE WITH THIS KIND OF PROBLEM. JUST TAKE A
DEEP BREATH. EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE! NOW GIVE ME YOUR
HEIGHT AND POSITION."
She says, "I'M 5'4" AND I AM A DEMOCRAT."
"O.K." says the voice on the radio...."REPEAT AFTER ME: OUR
FATHER, WHO ART IN HEAVEN. . . .."
From reader Phyllis