Friday, May 4, 2012

Check Your Mailbox For The 2012 Stimulus Package

Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2012 Economic Stimulus Package.

It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my ass, 2 discount coupons to KFC, an "Obama Hope & Change" bumper sticker, and a "Blame it on Bush" poster for the front yard. The directions were in Spanish.

Watch for yours soon.

H/T to John B.


  1. Oh, Dios mío, eres el mejor. ¿Cómo puedo conseguir lo mío? Necesito una nueva máquina de humo. :)

  2. I sold mine on eBay and used the money to buy .45ACP ammunition.

    MAJ Mike

  3. ignorance. learn your history before pointing to blame.

  4. dear whom ever i have not receave nothing in the mail .../ when do i get mine

  5. That is awesome,,so true


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