Friday, November 11, 2011

OWWWW.... Clasps Hands Over Manhood....

A mother of four who admitted biting her boyfriend's scrotum during a drunken row
has been given a suspended jail term.

Maria Topp, 44, from Gateshead, attacked Martin Douglas at his Newcastle flat in February.
The 45-year-old DJ needed 19 stitches to a wound on his scrotum.


Talk about "Raw-key Mountain Oysters"..... Sheesh

2 comments:

  1. Watch-out single lads she's unattached and hungry for more.

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  2. That chick would have needed about three coats of bondo to patch the dent in her forehead...

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